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Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19

WHO’s comforting message to millions of anxious children worldwide about Father Christmas to assure them (without proof) that despite his older age they needn’t worry about his health during this pandemic crisis, as he would be able to deliver their presents on Christmas Eve—however, they are reminded that they and Santa Claus must adhere to physical social distancing and must obey their parents to sleep early on December 24.
Because Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19, WHO confirmed that most countries—except those few nations that forbid Christmas because it is an “infidel” or pagan festival—would relax their quarantine rules to enable Santa and his flying reindeer to enter their airspace, so that he could uninterruptedly and unobstructively deliver the presents before December 25.
by MathPlus December 14, 2020
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The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend

The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend -
the American investment fund that is underwritten during times without outbreaks and then when there is an epidemic the profits from the investment fund are distributed to the individuals getting tested, the individuals getting treatment for the infectious disease, and other epidemic related expenses during such epidemic.
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The God for the "The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend" for underwriting my treatment of the Covid19 virus. I hadn't a dollar in my bank account.
by MurdochMaxwell March 12, 2020
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bubble of immunity

An invisible bubble that is around certain people. It prevents them from getting in trouble.
Friend 1: Why is the gate not open?
Friend 2: Because Angelica is here today.
Friend 1: Why does that matter?
Friend 2: Because she has that bubble of immunity around her.
by iconicspartan July 30, 2023
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Gottem Immunity

Gottem immunity is a term given to only the coolest non dweebs out their. It signifies that someone cannot be gotten. Typically a wheel of fortune is spun to see who has/doesn't have gottem immunity.
yoo less go I have gottem immunity

I can't be gotten since I got gottem immunity
by Johnerson the fifth July 30, 2023
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fan immunity

fan immunity is a term used when for when a fan favorite character from a movie, book, game, or tv show is immune to death. This means said character will not die or if they have died will not stay dead for long because of the fans. This also means they will return often in the series.
Man- Axel is dead I can’t believe it, I really liked him too.
Don’t worry. He’ll come back, he has fan immunity.
by Pictonarian April 9, 2020
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Nerd Immunity

Based on the principle of schooling fish. If you get enough Nerds, Dweebs, and Neck-beards online, you will have less chance of being singled-out by Internet Trolls, or Online Predators.
There are so many people online, that we have achieved total Nerd Immunity.
by Bakey Snakey August 11, 2021
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heard immunity

Hearing that you were now immune after surviving a COVID-19 infection and then turning your back on the rest of the suckers and losers that you now have no interest in protecting.
I heard immunity. Yeah, immunity. The doctor said I am now immune to COVID-19. No. He didn't say how long it would last. So, yeah...fuck you guys.
by Charlie Currie, wordsmith October 14, 2020
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