Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19

WHO’s comforting message to millions of anxious children worldwide about Father Christmas to assure them (without proof) that despite his older age they needn’t worry about his health during this pandemic crisis, as he would be able to deliver their presents on Christmas Eve—however, they are reminded that they and Santa Claus must adhere to physical social distancing and must obey their parents to sleep early on December 24.

Because Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19, WHO confirmed that most countries—except those few nations that forbid Christmas because it is an “infidel” or pagan festival—would relax their quarantine rules to enable Santa and his flying reindeer to enter their airspace, so that he could uninterruptedly and unobstructively deliver the presents before December 25.

by MathPlus December 14, 2020

The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend

The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend -
the American investment fund that is underwritten during times without outbreaks and then when there is an epidemic the profits from the investment fund are distributed to the individuals getting tested, the individuals getting treatment for the infectious disease, and other epidemic related expenses during such epidemic.
#epidemic #socialdividend #herdimmunity #covid19 #covid19ideas See: The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend

The God for the "The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend" for underwriting my treatment of the Covid19 virus. I hadn't a dollar in my bank account.

by MurdochMaxwell March 12, 2020

auto-immune disorder

An serious illness characterized by the inability to resist the allure of motor vehicles, whether it's buying more cars than you need, needlessly driving/riding in them for extended periods of time, tinkering/upgrading them unnecessarily, etc.

Tim The Tool-man couldn't resist driving his wife's antique Austin-Healey sports car even though she'd expressly forbidden him to touch it. He admits that he has auto-immune disorder --- he's thinking of checking into the Henry Ford Clinic. :P

by QuacksO July 19, 2018

Meme Immunity

Meme immunity is when an individual has been exposed to every version of a meme and, therefore, it no longer seems as funny/interesting to them.

When meme immunity occurs for the majority of the online community, the meme is said to be 'out of date' or 'over-used'. At this point, many people start using the meme ironically.

People who have less exposure to memes often develop meme immunity later than everyone else.

Person 1: "I can't believe Bob still uses Harambe memes unironically. I thought everyone would have meme immunity by now."

Person 2: "He doesn't go online much so he isn't exposed to memes as often."

by Cherry_Cola October 30, 2016

active immunity

Its this thing in biology thats not passive immunity

"This is an example of Active Immunity, not Passive"

by Jim Davidsondf July 6, 2008

Fur-Day Immunity Immunity Day

On December 18th, if you so much as exist, full immunity to Fur-Day Immunity Day is forced onto you. Therefore, you must participate in Fur-Day if you have a furry friend.

Shawn: Oh no, Fur-Day is in 2 days.
Dean: Don't worry man! Tomorrow is Fur-Day Immunity Day! We'll be fine.
Shawn: You may be right, but today is Fur-Day Immunity Immunity Day...
Dean: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

by LunatikFox December 15, 2021

Karen immunity

Karen immunity (noun) - a common phenomenon whereby a person has the sudden and absolute right to do anything and anywhere regardless of position or context.

1) Karen told the store manager how to do his job despite her Karen immunity being total bullshit.
2) Upon being arrested by cops enjoying a Costco hot dog, Karen insisted handcuffs violated her Karen immunity at a private establishment.

by Ninjanerd32 November 19, 2020