iOS 18

For some reason because of the scale of the actual iOS 18 update, and the amount of celebrities cancelled around that time, a personal metaphor for overly restrictive, even by a little, safety measures that aren’t posted to Instagram due to the highlight reel effect. For example, Instagram banned adults from DM’ing teens under 18, or a dad telling his young adult son to always avoid hugging his young cousin of an opposite gender, including good morning and good night hugs, and going into his room when the door is open, unless with direct parental consent every time.
I blame me feeling as sad as when my crush moved away and got a boyfriend on “iOS 18”.
by LukeyBearUD December 03, 2024
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Avicy iOS

He's a YouTuber he makes C-OPS gameplay videos and GFX tutorials he has 164 subs at the moment, #RoadTo200.
wow Avicy iOS omg
by Anonymous81638 November 06, 2020
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Svett iOS

by Svett July 03, 2018
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Stup iOS

The cutest ever to play Critical-Ops
Alot of players members are cute but Stup iOS is the cutest
by Pr0 Man September 08, 2021
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Malicious IOS

Malicious IOS is a gamer, and a Unit on the Sticks.
That dude is Malicious IOS.
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.io

A game genre that originated in April 2015. It all started with Agar.io, a game where you have to eat like a pig and try to become the biggest player in the server. Not long after, Slither.io was released, followed by Wings.io, Diep.io, Splix.io, and many more.
Due to how simple they are to make, there are hundreds of .io games out there.
I remember when the first .io game was released.

Yeah...and the creator was...19 at the time? He probably thought his game would fall off the face of the earth...but instead he created an entire genre!
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.io

The top-level domain that used to be a fad to use for indie game projects with 1980s graphics, but nowadays lets you recognize a toxic Silion Valley start-up with the containerized framework crypto AI offerings to solve a problem, that wouldn’t be there without people like them, with more of the same.

You know… the ones with the huge stock photos and utterly useless text blurbs, that look like that of an asexual pickup artist peddling courses. The one seemingly run by 3rd-wave-coffee-sipping iDrones in skinny red plaid dungarees with black suspenders, black 50s glasses and side-combed undercut Hitler Youth / generic-diverse-curly hairstyles running the equivalent of jsLinux as their primary OS. The child of Juicero and a Musk project, not doing hardware, not software, but maybe something cobbled together from existing big projects that a skilled coder could put together himself in an evening, but it somehow presented as the greatest invention to ever save the world. Making Pied Piper look like the old and sane generation.

Not a single barefoot greybeard hacker who has worked on bare metal or Unix boxen in sight. They’re CoC-blocked.
A: Hey, have you heard of that great new thing, doteyeohh.io?
They.io made this amazing new invention that will change the world.io! The iMSmart.io!

B: They invented the … browser?

A: NO!! The text editor dot IO! It’s a platform! For frameworks! In a container! Using the new Crust language! See? You can install any scab you like! Let me just download this 128x128 pixel art animation! … hold on this is only terabit 6G… OK, … See?

B: It takes 12GB to run… a disguised Chrome browser in a disguised VM? … Why are my fans spinning up?

A: That’s just the AI gathering your neural data for Google Telemetry. It will make writing text super-easy! You don’t even *have* to make life choices anymore! Who doesn’t hate being an actual individual, right?

B: Nice OS you got there. If only it had a better text editor…
by Evi1M4chine December 04, 2022
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