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Closeted Gay

"Someone who hasn't outed their sexuality yet"
by uwufuuuuj August 30, 2017
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closet shrink

The phenomenon of molecular level change that takes place in clothing items that have been hanging in the closet for inordinate amounts of time without use, causing a reduction in the size and shape of such items.
I have some clothes in my closet that have succumbed to closet shrink, and they no longer fit.
by anonymous June 3, 2017
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Closet Nymph

A girl who appears to be a prude, innocent, and conservative, but in reality she thinks of sex all the time and pictures dirty scenarios in her head throughout the day.
Stephanie: I literally can't stop thinking about sex, its all I can think about.

Jasmine: I know exactly what you're going through, I have had sex dreams for 2 weeks in a row. I'm such a closet nymph.
by The Secret Prude October 28, 2012
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Cry Closet

A quiet place where one can go to have a little personal time to regroup and compose themselves.
Dan: You really hurt Mark's feelings.

Ry: He'll get over it after a trip to the Cry Closet.
by BigDman August 19, 2013
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Closeted Republican

A self-proclaimed democrat or liberal who's actions and opinions more closely resemble a republican or conservative. Also called a fashionable liberal.
He's such a closeted Republican. He claims to be against the death penalty but joined up on that band wagon lynch mob without a second thought.
by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009
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Drinkers Closet

The name given to a bed when you’re drunk and do your best to get stripped beneath the sheets.
Often results in a major struggle and waking up half naked with pants round your ankles and your shirt half pulled over your head.
Ken- Man I was so smashed last night, I tried to get undressed in my drinkers closet but I lost the battle and fell asleep half way through.
by KEJIAN March 4, 2009
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closet fetishist

A person who does not speak openly or tell others he or she has a fetish, typically sexual.
I am a closet fetishist of feet.
by Closet Fetishist December 23, 2014
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