Hidden Missile

A gif that has a missile of the phallic variety. A trap gif that surprised you when you see their hidden penis.

I was browsing r/Kappa and they hit me with a hidden missile.

by C-1 June 22, 2018

Hidden Wiki

The hidden wiki is like the dark web's version of Wikipedia. Once on the site, it brings you to an introduction page which has a huge list of deep web and dark web sites that you can go onto but you cannot go onto it without downloading Tor!

Guy 1: Hey Dude have you seen some of the things on the deep and dark web?
Guy 2: Ya. They have many effed up things including hidden wiki where you can go onto the world's darkest websites.

by Matthewmcconaughey March 8, 2020

Hidden pastry

A female that has multiple sexual partners in a day.

She’s an easy hidden pastry.

by Miss_q September 8, 2019

hidden cave

when you're trying to stick it in but you can't see her vagina cause her pubes are covering the hole

dude I tried to bang Nicole last night but she had a hidden cave

by cinnamontaco October 13, 2015

Hidden hand

A reference to masturbation where a grabbler covered with tapestry sneake in from behind and gives an extra hand.

The triple jerk quickly became an octajerk when two more hidden hands appeared

by Sssstoopid Ssserpent December 4, 2020

Hidden Vallied

The act of rubbing ranch dressing on the mustache of a past out, unsuspecting person causing it to dry and crust on their upper lip.

I passed out at my buddies and when I woke up I saw that I got Hidden Vallied.

by ssdkay October 4, 2010

hidden finger

The act of angrily giving the finger to someone after you have left the room so they could not see you.

The angry wife left the living room and gave her husband the hidden finger to show her disapproval of his lazy day spent on the couch.

by Funnier Than Most February 26, 2011