Helter Skelter

Charles Manson's definition: A war between the white and blacks where only one can win (which according to him would be the blacks)

Actual definition: Mass chaos.

Also: A great beatles song.

Helter Skelter is coming down fast

by PainedSorrow August 12, 2005

heteroception

"Heterosexual exception." When a person who identifies as gay or lesbian falls for someone of the opposite sex, the object of his or her affection is that person's heteroception.

See also homoception.

1. Miranda identifies as gay, but when she met Greg, he became her heteroception.

2. "I know you're not really into girls, but couldn't you make a heteroception just this once?"

by feyling May 17, 2009

heterofriendual

A person who has a friend or friends of the opposite sex.

Since McLovin was heterofriendual he went to the movies with girls

by Dr. Phil69 December 10, 2009

heterabsexual

Someone who is only attracted to the opposite sex, except when individuals have amazing abs.

All genders can be heterabsexual.

It is common for heterabsexuality to develop later in life, particular after exposure to certain types of abs. Further research is required to understand this sexual orientation more fully.

Steve: “Hey man, I thought you liked girls.”

Bill: “I used to only be into girls, but after I met James and saw his abs, I realized I was actually heterabsexual.”

Steve: “Right on, dude.”

by ragslah December 1, 2020

rusty heater

When the penis is inserted into the anus and held in due to clenching it becomes "hot and rusty".

I met this chick at the bar and she gave me the old rusty heater.

by LeslieMiller January 8, 2020

SLOW HEATER

Getting your dick sucked.

Kim really gives good slow heater.

by VANCE KHROMACHOU October 13, 2007

hetero-lifemate

your closest friend of the same sex, the person you'd be with if you were both homosexual.

*on the phone*

jack: "i miss you man, when are you coming home?"

phil: "next thursday...only 5 more days!"

jack: "i can't wait to see ya bro, i have so much to tell you...you've really been missin' out!"

phil: "i love you, man!"

jack: "i love you too, bro!"

*off the phone*

tina: "man, if i didn't know any better, i'd think you two were gay together!"

jack: "shut up! he's just my best friend, my bro, leave me alone!"

tina: "don't get so deffensive...i know you two are just hetero-lifemates."

by girl7 December 8, 2006