Sexual Hermits is
When two people get together on a Friday nite for a casual evening and find themselves not being able to leave the bedroom until Sunday afternoon.
When two people get together on a Friday nite for a casual evening and find themselves not being able to leave the bedroom until Sunday afternoon.
"Sexual Hermits"
Girl has boy come over on Friday nite to get together and find themsleves humping each other silly time and time again and just can not leave the house.
Girl has boy come over on Friday nite to get together and find themsleves humping each other silly time and time again and just can not leave the house.
by jlh119 January 13, 2010
Specifically in a residence hall, there are hermits who don't leave their rooms. A slutty hermit is a girl who has a lot of guys come into her room, but nobody ever sees the girl.
by dormgirl2122 October 13, 2010
A person who only leaves the safety of their own home to go to a place of employment. These people leave their home solely for the purpose of going to work.
Peter: Yo Jim, wanna come for a drink?
Jim: No, i have to work in the morning.
Peter: Ya, but you're home now and you're always working. Just come grab a few with me and the guys.
Jim: No, i'll stay in and play WOW
Peter: You're such a work hermit. All you do is stay in or work!
Jim: No, i have to work in the morning.
Peter: Ya, but you're home now and you're always working. Just come grab a few with me and the guys.
Jim: No, i'll stay in and play WOW
Peter: You're such a work hermit. All you do is stay in or work!
by freakins August 30, 2011
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Equal to a pedophile or rapist. A lowlife, scumbag, fuckface, I hope you die, piece of shit motherfucker.
by Bob "Fucking" Martin February 08, 2015
Words or sentences offered as prose, but often appearing as insightful poetry, by which very little effort is given to the expression of feelings and ideas, but often providing, provoking or showing creative or spiritual inspiration.
Ponder this, my Hermitical Haiku:
"That's right, your latte is ready
Love is like a fart, if you have to force it it's probably shit
I can't keep them off me
Ordering coffee black
Lives matter"
"That's right, your latte is ready
Love is like a fart, if you have to force it it's probably shit
I can't keep them off me
Ordering coffee black
Lives matter"
by Gary Hupps August 11, 2016
v. The act of "hermit crabbing" is a uniquely human behavior most commonly found in sleep away sports camps, where , typically after a night of dorm-partying and lame pranks, an athlete(s) proceed the next morning to do as the hermit crabs do: cocoon themselves within a shell of their bedsheets or sleeping bags and sleep through any early morning games that may have been inconveniently scheduled. Cereal hermit crabbers tend to have poor standing with coaches.
Athlete A at 2:00 a.m. : bro I'm boutta be tired as balls tomorrow dude, are you trynna hermit crab with me?
Athletes B: tots my goats brotha, not feeling this 8 a.m. game, screw coach he's a fag anyways
Athlete C: yo man where is Spencer?
Athlete D: the word on the street is he's hermit crabbing
Athlete C: the tricksty trickster strikes again
Athletes B: tots my goats brotha, not feeling this 8 a.m. game, screw coach he's a fag anyways
Athlete C: yo man where is Spencer?
Athlete D: the word on the street is he's hermit crabbing
Athlete C: the tricksty trickster strikes again
by The Tricksty Trickster July 31, 2013