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Hillbilly T-shirt

Paper toilet seat covers dispensed in public restrooms. "For your protection". Worn by placing the head through middle of the seat cover like a horse collar.
"Hey, check out Billybob. He's wearing one of them free Hillbilly T-shirts from the toilet seat cover dispenser in the restroom!"
by 24@SJ August 5, 2009
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hillbilly hayride

When you creepily whisper nonsense into a girl's ear when she is trapped on a seat in front of you.
Chris gave her a hillbilly hayride and she went crazier than a shithouse rat!
by Element_X December 16, 2015
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hillbilly hernandez

He is such a Hillbilly Hernandez just look at him
by TrollHunter141 June 4, 2016
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Hillbilly Tuxedo

A full outfit of denim garments to be worn only in extremely groovey situations, nasty basement frat parties and music festivals.

The outfit is comprised of blue jeans over a denim thong, with a white Hanes T-shirt and a jean jacket. *Must be accompanied with a skillful/rhythmic yet provocative thrust of the groin to the beat.

Dance your heart out soldier.
Troy: “I don’t get how James is getting so many sexy ladies tonight!”

Joe: “It’s gotta be the Hillbilly Tuxedo- the way he thrusts his hips on beat is scintillating— He might impregnate the beat”

Troy: “God I wish I could be him. The outfit could undo my belt by getting too close; and I’m completely straight!”
by The Bearcat January 29, 2023
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Neal Hillbilly Oakley

A sexy boy that looks like a women and has sexy long dirty hair that I won't to rub round my small choad while sucking his nipple
by Johnty Henderson March 6, 2004
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helpdesk hillbilly

a member of a social gathering or work colleague who is mentally unstable and has the tendancy to explode without warning.
A cider drinking unhinged work colleague who lives with every living member of his family and resembles a cast member from deliverance. Also mumbles to himself and sits redfaced awaiting his chance to jump into action as a fully fledged psycho
i phoned the helpdesk the other day and some helpdesk hillbilly kept me on the line talking s**t, playing his banjo and whispering to his dead relatives ashes he keeps on his desk in little jars.
by the madtechie January 5, 2008
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metal hillbilly

That guy who wears metal band shirts, listens to heavy metal and country music, and lives the redneck life is a Metal Hillbilly.
by Metal Hillbilly13 September 23, 2013
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