Ass Hattery

When a bunch of asshats get together and create noise. Usually politicians or fox news fans.

We walked into the party and they were serving wine coolers and cheese its the signs of ass hattery potential was high.

by Swanika June 1, 2017

Three Hatter

When you have to use your hat to wipe your ass after shitting in the woods or side of road.

As Gill finished his shit, he screamed from the bushes, it's a three hatter.

by MATTSLAPPY17 September 7, 2017

Thesis Hatement

A term used to describe a situation where someone is publicly talking shit about someone else during school.

Dude did you hear that thesis hatement that that Kelly said about Marcy?

by Esmeralda Is Bae October 12, 2017

red hatter

Someone who uses Red Hat Enterprise Linux.

I am a red hatter now

by 0xC4aE1e5 May 9, 2023

Hatten

The most adorable and loving guy around! He knows how to make you feel like your the only one in the world.. Even when you feel like your drowning six feet below. He is amazing, and really cute. Just know that you are the most luckiest person around if you are with him.

I was feeling down about the world, until Hatten came into my life.

by the_awesummer September 2, 2015

White Hatter

That cocky son of a bitch that thought he was better then everyone else in the room. AKA, prom king, football team captain, baseball captain, etc....

Dustan is a total white hatter

by Huffy June 17, 2004

Hattersley

Hattersley is a place in Manchester where nitties sleep under the train station, where you will always get robbed and also has an amazing mcdonald’s n tesco which really bring the area to life. Overall it’s a beautiful place and great tourist attraction to the UK. I highly recommend visiting here

“Do u wanna go Hattersley” “Nah bro we will end up coming back with no shoes”

by SwiftGH October 10, 2020