hattem 

The representation of a huge and important city, such as a Metropolis. You would name a city 'Hattem' or 'a Hattem' if its existence is of great importance to your country and culture.

My hometown is huge and important, it's such a Hattem.
New York might be the Hattem of the united states!
I live in a small village.. I wished I lived in a city with the size of Hattem.

hattem by oclee June 11, 2020

Jacob van Hattem

Smelly faggot

fuck you jacob van hattem. take of your hat, you smelly jew

Jacob van Hattem by Jake vH Hater September 23, 2019

hatemeal

When your meal doesn’t go as planned, for one reason or another, so you angrily plow your way through the food for the shear nourishment. Hatemeal is often the result of a failed recipe, poor cooking technique, or even poor dinner company.

Cody: I just watched a guy storm around the corner and throw a frozen dinner in the microwave. He slammed the Cook button, then the 6, then Start button and then stormed off. The microwave ran for 6 seconds...

Chris: That's too good. His anger should be able to heat the dish thoroughly when he returns in 5 minutes 54 seconds and realizes what he had done (or doesn't realize and blames it on the microwave).
I'm jealous I didn't get to witness that. Video?

Cody: It all happened so fast. He was like the Flash. What makes it funnier is that I watched the keystrokes and I still couldn't stop him before he had blazed off. What make him think that he's gonna have time to eat if he can’t even take the time to cook the food properly?

Chris: Ha. No kidding.

Cody: He seems stressed and this failure surely didn't help, but this will be a good lesson for him. It’s totally within the realm of possibility that he just ate it "as is". Just angrily crunched his way through his icey lunch. That'll teach em.

Chris: Hatemeal. Could be an Urban Dictionary entry.

Cody: Ah! good idea. My creative juices are not flowing in this vanilla environment though. I may have Darren get on that one.

Darren: Done.

hatemeal by Darren Besert February 1, 2017

Hateman 

Frequent voice mail caller on The Howard Stern Show mostly between 2003 and 2005. He was nicknamed Hateman after repeated angry and racist voice mails against blacks, hispanics, asians, west indians, the catholic church and some celebrities.

Hateman is also extrememly sexually attracted to Robin Quivers and will usually leave a sexual message directed at her towards the end of his rants.

He has recently began calling into the show again on Sirius after a long hiatus with his first message left on June 6th, 2006.

To this day no one on the show knows who he really is although Artie Lange has speculated that his accent is either from Staten Island or Brooklyn.

Howard Stern: "Hateman went to town on you again Robin because you lost weight and he's all worked up"

Hateman (via Voice mail 09-06-2007): "Hey Robin my fine little monkey bitch, how you doin' baby? You slimming down huh? Dr. Ronnie's got you in fighting shape. Well I'll tell you what, I wanna pound that pussy and have Dr Ronnie give me a high colonic while I'm in you. But she's got to give me the high colonic with her fucking toungue that rich doctor bitch. This better not be another one of your fucking fads like your magic elixer last time. I don't know you go on these unrealistic diets, and then like you balloon back up. You can't keep doing that to your system bitch, know what I mean? ALL I KNOW IS THAT I WANNA TAKE OUT THIS GODDAMN TROSWER TROUT FUCKING SNAKE THROUGH MY PANTS AND STICK IT RIGHT IN YOUR YAP YOU NIGGER BASTARD. YOU'RE GOING LICK ME YOU FUCKING COON. YOU KNOW THAT I WANT IT YOU BLOWHEAD FUCK. I WANNA TUG ON THOSE DREADS AND HAVE YOU LICK MY ASSHOLE. THAT'S RIGHT, AND THEN I'LL LICK YOUR FUCKING CUNT. AHHHHH, YOU FINE LITTLE MOCHA SKIN BITCH. YOU KNOW THAT I WANT IT BAD. YOU KNOW YOU WANT THIS WHITE FUCKING COCK, I WANNA GIVE YOU MY WHITE HOT STICKY LOAD I'LL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE-"

<Cut off by voice mail system>

Howard Stern: "Oh my god, he's so obsessed with you"

Robin Quivers: "Yeah, but where is he...?"

Howard Stern: "I want Dr Ronnie to give him that high colonic"

Artie Lange: "I'm impressed that Hateman clearly managed to come up with the 13 bucks a month for Satellite"

Hateman by Zorba The Swamp Monster January 4, 2008

mad hatter 

Someone who is crazy.

You're acting like a mad hatter, for goodness sake.

mad hatter by Ereck Flowers August 22, 2018

douche hatted fuck monkey

A person who exceeds the limits of douche baggery. Often times used to describe the most hated person in a class or group of people.

Mike drank all my booze and didn't pay a dime for it. He's such a douche hatted fuck monkey

douche hatted fuck monkey by Kidl154 September 10, 2014

hair hatted houligans 

A word coined by comedian Tommy Sotomayor describing a ratchet female, typically exhibiting bad behavior in public,mostly criminal and wears hair weave. The identifying characteristic of this weave is that it looks obviously unnatural and fake making the weave look like a hat rather than her real hair.

1)News report-shows mugshots of women with blond wigs on in news report. Viewer says "Them hair hatted houligans were caught shop lifting at Walmart".

2)Store owner to cops-"Three hair hatted houligans had a big fight and tore up my Waffle House!!! Get them outta here,arrest them all!"that

3)Simps standing on corner at liquor store staring lustfully -"Those two hair hatted houligans with all them kids got some big asses, lets go holla at them bitches!"

hair hats hair hatted houligans weave bitch bitches hoes hoe whore whores simp simps nigga niggas

hair hatted houligans by redbonegal September 15, 2013