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The Happy Meal 

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The act of eating ass while unexpectedly a toy car falls out.
My chick hooked me up with The Happy Meal last night. As I was eating ass, a Micromachine car fell right out.
The Happy Meal by ~Magic_Carpet~ June 22, 2024
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The Happy Meal 

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Sitting down receiving a blowjob from your wife or girlfriend while enjoying a Happy Meal and using her bent-over back as a table to put your Happy Meal on.
Honey, I picked up McDonald's. Are you good with doing The Happy Meal for me?
The Happy Meal by Wigman87 February 12, 2025
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eat the happy meal 

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to swallow sperm
I told that bitch to eat the happy meal.
eat the happy meal by illuminutteh September 15, 2017
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Schrödinger's Happy Meal 

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You do not know if the toy in your Schrödinger's Happy Meal is a boy toy or a girl toy until you have opened it.
Child: mom, i got a girl toy :(
mom: you did not know if the toy was a boy toy or a girl toy, therefore it was a Schrödinger's Happy Meal
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Big man happy meal

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Getting a blow job while eating McNuggets off your girls back
My girl gave me the big man happy meal for dinner
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French fry short of a Happy Meal

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Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.
She's a french fry short of a Happy Meal, cause when the Special Olympics are on, she thinks it's her birthday.
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