Wigman87's definitions

The Happy Meal

Sitting down receiving a blowjob from your wife or girlfriend while enjoying a Happy Meal and using her bent-over back as a table to put your Happy Meal on.

Honey, I picked up McDonald's. Are you good with doing The Happy Meal for me?

by Wigman87 February 12, 2025

Union lunch

A situation where five or more guys stand around and watch a person eat a chick's butthole. An alternative European version is slightly different by having a rotation of these men standing around into the butthole eating position.

This weekend Sarah said she would be good for the union lunch.

by Wigman87 July 10, 2021

Hushakai

Shut up.

Nothing your saying matters, a dismissive Shut up.

While driving during a family trip, the kids are getting unruly. A father's hushakai puts an end to that quickly.

by Wigman87 July 15, 2021

FAMS

Fat Ass Mini Skirt

Tiny asses look good in mini skirts, but the FAMS are much nicer.

by Wigman87 July 19, 2025

NBC

No Bra Club.

The guys at the gym just love that I am part of the NBC.

by Wigman87 July 14, 2021