hamshank

A thoroughly enjoyable pasttime which only requires one hand. To beat the meat. Bash the bishop. Abuse the one eyed trouser snake

The bitch had a headache again so i had to have a quick hamshank over Kirsty Young.

by Rutters August 14, 2003

hamsh

A person who is constantly residing in a smokehouse and watching the history channel.

"Wanna play with my WII?" or "Wanna play with my WII Hamsh?" "RARARHARA Hamsh

by Joey Hall January 4, 2008

Hamhawx

Fat chicks that try to dress skinny at WHCL

"Hey, look at the hamhawx grazing over the horizon."

by Cancerous Swayze May 5, 2009

hamhamgot

Similar to hamham , interchangeable with faggot.

Get lost you hamhamgots.

by Ryan March 10, 2004

Hamsamich

A word used in the place of vagina.

"I can't wait to eat her Hamsamich"
"I was all over her Hamsamich."

by Schroker September 28, 2009

hamshank

a hamshank is a british or just an H slang word for a wank

i had a hamshank last night

by Im H and im me October 2, 2011

hamhanded

To overemphasise a point.

Hazel was hamhanded in making her point to the newly widowed Mrs. Jones. "You're his wife? I though you said you husband is dead. He is? Then you are not his wife, you're his widow."

by newsitian July 24, 2008