When a girl is so drunk she passes out on the toilet with her head cradled in the crotch of her panties.
My friend Amber was so drunk last night I found her in the bathroom with her head between her legs passed out in her Panty Hammock.
by Jalopylips February 11, 2011
A male-thong-like bathing suit. Not for use by every man (please)! Discretion and tight-buns required.
by Babe Moore December 02, 2005
This is the term used to describe the female version of a banana hammock; it's when a female wears a sports bra, thus creating a hammock effect, otherwise known as a uniboob.
Look at that boobana hammock over yonder.
by Ms. Pseud November 18, 2010
by achebester May 13, 2006
by Honda Dave October 26, 2007
The act of putting your phone in your underwear so you have both hands free when sitting on the toilet
Dont ever use AOC's phone. That nasty bitch puts it's in in her ass hammock so she can wipe her ass with two hands. No telling what kind of socialist funk is in her drawers
by Concretekiller1 MOG May 22, 2019
"Aww damn! I'm bleeding out of my vagina again! Don't have blob hammock on ya by any chance, Carrie?"
by KTSHUZMEOW March 25, 2006