Haberdasher

1. An insecure woman who usually rejects or ignores societal norms and men.
2. A straight, single, celibate woman that travels with a large shoulder bag.
3. Most comfortable in a white t-shirt and jeans, preferable shoeless.

Michelle: "That haberdasher sure knows how to rock tennis shoes, a hoodie and a hat."

Jack: "The heartbroken haberdasher was hit in the heart and head by a heartless hipster."

Sierra: "Let's get sushi, it's what all the cool haberdashers are doing these days.'' "I want more ginger!"

Erik: "I wish I could be a hip haberdasher, too. Well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em."

by Pennywinkle8 March 25, 2013

Mexican Haberdasher

1)When a person has terrible clothing or a bad sence of style.

2)A person who sells cheap articals of clothing.

3)A dirty mexican

"did you see that Mexican Haberdasher back there?"

"yes his clothers where queit bad and he was all dirty and smelly"

by ldihg October 5, 2009

Hubert

A guy who spends all of his hard earned co-op money, lives pay-check to pay-check, always up for weekend plans, into "nice" things, in love in Taylor Swift, and is an excellent ski instructor.

Ugh, I have been such a Hubert the past few months. I have to cut back on my expenses!

by ihloh January 25, 2012

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This is a name that most likely does not exist

Guy 1: Bart, can you pass me a beer, I've run dry!
The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX: that's The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX to you. And yes, I will get you your beer.

by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 23, 2022

Hubert

Sexy motherfucker with a big dick, if you are friends with a hubert then you better suck his dick or miss out on his bomb dick

Me:hey have you seen the new kid
Friend: yeah his names hubert so i cant wait to hop on his dick

by eatthatpussy4456849 June 11, 2018

haberdasher

One who engages in haberdashing.

Look at that haberdasher haberdash.

by Murphy February 14, 2005

huberta

Huberta is the most prettiest girl. She has long legs. She is 5’7. She has the most adoring personality. Her humor is kind of confusing but dark and light at the same time. She is a cancer. She enjoys corny things (picnics, Ferris wheel, walks on the beach, day or night) She carries her own weight of being her own friend. She talks a lot about herself yet people know nothing about her. Huberta is good by herself yet she wants to meet people. She is a pimp. She is a queen. She is beautiful. She is HUBERTA.

Huberta is the best friend anyone, including the President, could have.

“Yo you friends with Huberta.??!? You got a good one right there!”

by ijustcamebackfromthedead December 6, 2021