guytext

The limited context in which a guy knows another guy in a strictly delineated set of experiences.

Jill: What are the names of John's kids
Jack: He has kids? I only know John from my poker club. He's the kind of guy who folds with a pair. Why do you ask?
Jill: He was buying Fruit Loops when we ran into him at the grocery.
Jack: Maybe he likes Fruit Loops. I only know about how he reacts to a pair.

Jack knows John strictly in the guytext of the poker club.

by smalljones July 6, 2014

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Guthrie Gusher

Receiving a rimmer whileist urinating

When one of the proud fathers brought pizza for the pre-schoolers to share, the school marm gave him a Guthrie Gusher for his chivalrous efforts.

by worstopher March 17, 2017

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Gunther

A person who resembles the penguin from adventure time. Who is submissive to his owners commands and sometimes makes his owner meet his doom - Ice King

Come on Gunther give me a hug - Ice King

by GalaticFist👽 April 27, 2017

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Guyhop

An X-rated hookup site for gay and bi men. Men using the service brag about "hopping" from one sexual partner to another hence the name "Guyhop". Unlike most gay dating apps, they encourage their users to post sexually explicit photos and create XXX profiles. They're also the only hookup service on the web that offers a privacy filter for their photos, letting users hide their identity while still showing off their "goods".

Ryan: What did you do last night? I saw you leave the bar early.
Jake: Dude. I fucked 2 guys last night. Back to back!
Ryan: No way. Where'd you meet them?
Jake: I posted a nude photo on Guyhop and started getting messages non-stop!

by Bumbandit18 February 26, 2018

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