Florist Grump

A weedman with a surly disposition

Man, when I first started buying from Angelo he was so friendly and on point but lately hes turned into a real florist grump

by Richard Penis November 10, 2019

grump a saurus

A live-in partner or spouse, usually a wife, who is never happy in the morning. You will know her by the shrieks from frightened small children as they attempt to avoid her unquenchable fiery wrath by throwing the covers over their heads.

Dad: Oh no! Here comes a grump a saurus!
Kids: (Squeals of terror)

by Granitej3 December 1, 2019

grump jaw

When a girl is going down on a guy and her jaw gets sore and tired.

“My girl was going down on me and got that grump jaw”

by Thatgurltay69 November 20, 2017

grump dump

A "grump dump" is when a person or place is really down in the dumps. When one is not feeling good and is just grumpy all around.

Person 1: ugh, I hate math class!
Person 2: ay stop being a grump dump at least we don't have a test!

by GRUMP.DUMP February 18, 2017

Grumps

When someone is grumpy, angry, or annoyed.

“Leave me alone”
“Is someone feeling a little grumps”

by hUm3N October 17, 2019

grumps

a nickname for a person named something blabla

maddison : hey grumps !
grumps : hey hot gyel ;))

by daddymaddygrowlsfurry December 3, 2020

Trump Grump

Grumpy president refusing to accept his loss.

What's wrong with the president. Can't he just accept that he lost?

Let's see how long he can keep up the Trump grump

by Safedrian November 24, 2020