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Granny Smith Express

Coming upon a series of consecutive green traffic lights while driving to your destination. Derived from the circular shape of the green lights being akin to a green apple.
Oh man, driving last night and i got home in record time! I had the granny smith express all the way home!

Wow, all green, really!?! I've never gotten the granny smith express in peak hour!!!
by Great Jazza October 21, 2010
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Ur Granny Tranny

Ur granny tranny is an alteration of your mother is homosexual other wise ur mom gay lol.
by EstebanIsGay March 13, 2018
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Ur granny tranny lol

Bob: ur mom gay lol
Charlie: ur daddy lesbian lol
Bob: ur granny tranny lol
Charlie: *commits suicide*
by Litassdude March 10, 2018
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granny puss

"Hey brah on Craigslist I saw a post for a bass player for a senior citizen band"
"That's all me mayne. I can get so much granny puss!"
by Siris the great January 14, 2009
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Winter Granny Handy

A common occurrence during the long cold winter months when your wife or girlfriend develops rough, dry, cracking skin on their hands and their would be otherwise, soft, supple hand are now like those of an elderly woman. The best part of the Winter Granny Handy is the stimulating roughness but more so while giving you a traditional, loving Handy or Hand Job one can secretly fantasize about getting a handy from your Grandma or some other geriatric.
Roger's wife had developed such dry skin hands from the dry winter weather that her hand jobs had become almost painfully rough. But Roger enjoyed too much the fantasy of getting the Winter Granny Handy.
by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2015
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granny smith

the school computers were such granny smiths they still had green screen monitors.
by mike September 13, 2004
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Granny groper

Someone who is extremely attracted to and has sexual desires for women over 65 years of age.
"I think Randy is a granny groper, he keeps mentioning your aunt Martha."
by Soggysquid8 May 25, 2016
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