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Gobble Gooper 

Yo my biotch is trippin, and Im all stressed out. I ate mad turkey and could use some brain. Hope my women gives me a gobble gooper.
Gobble Gooper by Sean O'toole January 23, 2009

gobble my webbles 

A phrase popularized by the rapper Tech N9ne to essentially say, "suck on my balls".
gobble my webbles by BusyBee June 23, 2009

Gobble gum 

when you get a blowjob from and old lady without dentures
yo bro I just got gobble gumed from your granny
Gobble gum by Blake's mom March 27, 2016

Gobble the Goose 

when you "perform oral sex" on a man... hell I don't know. you know, when you gobble a goose. the goose is the penis. penises sort of look like geese...from a distance
When Charlie gobbled the goose, it tasted like chicken.
On a cold, winter night Harry was alone. I was alone. What the hell, no one would find out, so I gobbled his goose for fun.
Gobble the Goose by Charlie December 30, 2003

gobble and cheese 

to give a blowjob, then suddenly discover that the flavour and texture reminds you of cheese
damn! that blowjob was disgusting it was like gobble and cheese

gobble gobble belch 

upon releasing a nice belch, up and down wiggling / waggling of the tongue, to create a turkey-like sound.

can be a seasonal belch, but always a 'hit' with the females!!, a sure winner in the pick-up bar!! -every smart man knows females LOVE a nice belch!!
i won over that spooky electric blond with a nice gobble gobble belch

the gobble gobble belch is the best for attracting females!!

jan: he could belch like a slob, but his gobble gobble belch was pure art!!, i took him home and provided a righteous tumble!!