Glockenspieliosis

you have consumed a significant amount of glockenspiels

Sorry Sir, you're diagnosed with glockenspieliosis

by Exercices March 3, 2021

Key Glock

Markeyvius LaShun Cathey, who goes by Key Glock, is an American rapper known for his mixtape, Glock Season produced in 2017

Aye lil bro, did you hear the new Key Glock song?

by ayolilbro April 6, 2022

Glock 40

Any Glock pistol an Drug Enforcement Agent (DEA) shot him/herself with.

"This is a Glock 40. I'm the only one in the room, that I know of.. who is professional enough to own a Glock 40. I am the only.." *shoot himself in the foot*~ Agent Lee Paige

by NoobPwnage November 17, 2010

Glockmonger

Totally badass gun nut with an affection for, you guessed it: glocks. Tends to be reserved - the "speak softly and carry a big stick" type of guy, but not afraid to put someone in their place, should the occasion call for it. While rough around the edges, ladies are pleasantly surprised to find a heart of gold underneath that tough exterior... not to mention the big barrel he's packin' (!).

I was shootin' off my mouth last night, and that glockmonger shut me down!

Went to the range with that glockmonger lastnight, and he showed me the definition of a good time.

by Shero February 3, 2010

glock in my rari

It means basically he says that he has a gun in his car

"I've got a glock in my rari watch out dude!"

by Ham273) September 17, 2016

Glock Block

The Glock Block is when a person stops a man from shooting the other man.

For example the "Don't do it, he's not worth it" , or "Killing him wont bring him or her back"
or from 24
Tony trying to shoot the murderer of his wife, and jack bauer shot him.

These are all examples of a Glock Block

by Parth S Patel May 18, 2009

Glock Dookie

Glock Dookie is a weapon used in jail that contains shit, piss, cum, snot, puke, etc. usually stuffed in a condom or container that can project the liquid.

Tyrone was acting up so I had to hit him with the glock Dookie

by GDdef May 11, 2022