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Genie Weenie

A fold in the crotch of girls jeans that pops up when they sit down. The resulting image looks as if the girl has a small but erect penis in their jeans.

This fold shows up because the zipper of the jeans remains somewhat stiff while the denim wrinkles tightly when the fabric is compressed from sitting.

The same fold appears on men's jeans as well, however it is common to see humps in the crotch region of a male. Special note is taken when it happens to a female.
Jill: Lizzy! What's that in your jeans?!

Lizzy: Oh, that's just my genie weenie.
by Biggie-E January 7, 2009
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Quantum Genital Mechanics

A field of scientific theory dealing with genitals that are either very small, or very theoretical.
Quantum Genital Mechanics states that Matt has very small genitals, and Mason has very theoretical genitals
by Barbecued Ribs April 15, 2010
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genie

Genie is an all purpose word to be used in pretty much every casual context possible. The Genies hate the wizards, because they seal us in lamps, silver rings, etc. The hand motion that can be used whilst saying, or done to imply the saying of genie, is similar to the Shaka, but the thumb and pinky flow to resemble a jelly fish; it flows to the side, with the palm facing in towards the chest. The motion means "your wish has been granted" and is meant to resemble magical sparkles or smoke.

1. adj. "cool" or otherwise good (originally referencing a good wish being granted)

2. n. an all powerful creature, aligned opposing wizards (can be used in either in reverence to the Genies or as a comparison to them)

3. n. (used with sarcasm in undesirable contexts) uncool (can be used in conjunction with "stats" as a contraction of "status" to describe a poor situation)

4. int. used to express greetings

5. int. used to express thanks

6. int. used to respond to thanks

(this meaning is especially recognized when "genie" is said twice in a row)

7. int. used to conclude a meeting or conversation (either causally or with a reference to the Genies being primarily a collective Force as opposed to allied entities)
1. "Your shirt is really genie!"

2a. "I just typed my essay during break!"
"Like a Genie!"
2b. "Dude that car would have hit you if you hadn't stopped to pick up that nickle."
"The Genies were with me on that one!"

3a. *drops school papers all over the floor* "Genie, dude."
3b. "Dude, did you do your essay in pen?"
"... No, I scrawled it out in pencil..."
"The essays aren't accepted in pencil; you have to rewrite it. You have fifteen minutes left."
"Genie stats."

4. "Hey. man, what's genie?"

5. *friend shares some gum*
"Genie, bro."

6. *after being thanked for handing over gum*
"Genie genie."

7a. "Hey, I have to go meet my girl, stay genie guys."
7b. "I've got a math test, I should get to class."
"May the Genies be with you" *laughs*
by The Red Genie September 28, 2011
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Sloppy toppy genital property gorilla grip pussy lips

When dat pussy so tight your dick turns purple as if a gorilla was clenching your cock as tight as possible
Friend 1 :Are you sure that girls head game good? Friend 2: yeah but she can make up for it with the sloppy toppy genital property gorilla grip pussy lips so it's cool doe
by Pb bruh nuts July 1, 2020
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male genital cutting

Term for male circumcision. term used to corrspond to female genital cutting usrd to denote that female circumcision is wrong as opposed to male circumision that these feminist think is okay. This term is used to correct that misconception.
by Deep Blue 2012 July 16, 2009
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Genieve

A professional dancer with the ability to captivate the audience using their outstanding talent. Curvatious and womanly. Eyes are bright and beautiful but be careful because they will capture you and pull you in. You will know right away when you see a Genieve because you will be instantly attracted to the positive energy they give off.
Did you just see that Genieve walk by? I couldn't help but stare!
by RCKTGRL October 11, 2010
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