Gaffet

a loser usually at the age of 40-50 who spends there time going on the internet to talk to 12-18 year olds. A gaffet is usually a racist troll who wants no better than seeing other people rage. no matter how many chances u can give a gaffet, he/she will never change.

no matter how many times i tell this gaffet named tonshaad/deadman to stop trolling, he still spends his time doing it.

by abs=gaffet April 14, 2011

Guffar

The word originates from the Moors who during the battle of tours in 732 created the word to insult the majority of ginger haired people they were fighting against. Word stems from Kuffar(Infidels).

Eat that food before God turns you into a guffar.
Don't be such a guffar.

by Kaan September 12, 2004

Guff cake

When a fart (guff) is caught in the hand and then released into somebody's mouth as a tasty treat.

Mum: "I wish I'd ordered some dessert at the restaurant, i'm still hungry!"
Son: "Don't worry Mum, you can eat this if you like..."
--- Son farts in hand and forces it into his mother's mouth---
Son: "Guff Cake!"
Mum: "Thank you son, I feel much better now"
Son: "That's ok Mum, anytime."

by sumosucker September 3, 2013

guff

A cloud of foul gas left hovering in the air after some bastard just farted.

Whilst shopping in the frozen meats section of the supermarket I walked into someone’s guff and nearly blew chunks on the cold meat display

by derek May 26, 2005

gaffot

A way to celebrate your homosexual friends and the homosexual identity.

Tom: "Yo Chad are you going to the pride parade?"
Chad: "Hell yeah bro how else would I bond with my gaffot homies?"
Tom: "Preach bro"

by lil bag November 7, 2018

Gaffaw

a loud cackle, an unexpected burst of laughter in an off-beat moment.

Lauren gaffawed when Joe said he should have a son named Jonas, while at work on a serious advertising platypus.

by L-train burks October 14, 2008

GAFF

Someones House, where they live, used in Dublin, Ireland

"Ive got a free gaff so im having a party"

by krn May 24, 2005