Big, fat, flapping rat trap

The mouth someone who is saying something very stupid

Ian: I know everything
Tea-Lady: Shut your big, fat, flapping rat trap.

by Craig Cummings October 7, 2005

fapping fodder

masturbatable material. pornography.

that hot bukkake pr0n is quite the fapping fodder.

by chud50 September 26, 2004

Fapping

The art of making love to yourself ..

I'm fapping to porn magazines.

by crazy asshole biotch November 27, 2012

Framping

Camping in between sessions of Frolf. The camping sessions, as well as the games of Frolf, are characterized by heavy drinking & smoking while talking about cheeseburgers, beer and boobs.

You: Want to go framping this weekend?

Me: I would be an asshole if I didn't want to.

by J Train! June 12, 2010

hands free fapping

troll bait

newfags can't type "hands free fapping"

by anon83!@& February 3, 2012

Flapping your parrot

Female with her hand in her pants, mindlessly touching herself in a non-sexual way... like a female Al Bundy.

Girl, stop flapping your parrot, take your hand out of your pants, turn off Jersey Shore, get your ass off the couch, and let's GO!

by TheJMM April 8, 2011

Flapping your soup coolers

Yammering on about nonsense, oblivious to anything else.

I've been waiting for over an hour while you were flapping your soup coolers with your sister!

by Mentjm June 10, 2016