framingham

Framingham is one of the shittiest towns that you can live in in Metrowest Massachusetts. In Framingham you're considered "rich" if own your a laptop. Go to Framingham Public Schools if you want to surround yourself with individuals whose failure at life starts with failing elementary school, continues with dropping out of high school or going to jail, and ends homeless. Sure, there are a few folks who take life seriously and will end up making some nice loot and raising a respectable family, but most of the clowns here mark a successful weekend by how well they threw punches on Saturday night. Just look at all the definitions on this site bragging stupidly about gangs and pride over fighting other towns. Maybe it's not their fault. Growing up with an alcoholic father and a dumbass, welfare mom does have its consequences. I'm not proud that I came out of a high school class, close to 50% of which have been arrested, from which less than 60% actually graduated. Furthermore, if you so happen to find yourself in Framingham High School, take a peek into the Honors and Advanced Placement classes and see if you can find any minorities from downtown Framingham; you won't. It's not that none of them are smart (I'm sure a lot are), it's that if they look smart, their friends will make fun of them or beat them up. Stay away from Framingham unless you're looking for minority prostitutes.

I am ashamed to be from Framingham.

by Jonny Suxville April 12, 2005

Fracking

v.

1. A process that results in the creation of fractures in rocks. The fracturing is done from a wellbore drilled into reservoir rock formations to increase the rate and ultimate recovery of oil and natural gas. Small scale operations are already taking place within farming communities.

2. The actual affect upon the environment from the extraction of gas from the ground as demonstrated in the documentary Gasland.

v. intr.

1. To be screwed over.

1.

An energy company has offered me $100, 000 to do some fracking in my backyard.

2.
Josh Fox's Gasland really shows how big energy companies are fracking both the environment and rural communities.

or,

(Person 1) "Did you hear about that fracking accident in Pennsylvania?"

(Person 2) "Yeah, that thing is really fracking all those poor farmers' drinking water."

by billybobboy May 11, 2011

facing up to reality

Facing the fact that you've gone from reading a book in print to online in a few easy steps.

Isn't it about time you started confrontationally facing up to reality?

by Hercolena Oliver June 26, 2008

Framingham

Framingham is tha place to be. Ya got yer crackheads disecting pens to see if they're bugged, yer daily Brazilian pride parades, yer Bloods, Crips, and a coupla mini gangs shooting around, messing shit up, and the legendary bum who dances in the street. We coulda been the smallest city, but we like being the biggest town.

If you wanna meet some badass art nerds and silly street pharmacists who should be in school, come to F-ham, and maybe join a gang while your at it. Cause a ruccus. (Hey! That cop was drunk!)

by J-Bones RunsThisTown March 2, 2005

Straight-Facing

Watching or reading something funny or entertaining without laughing or smiling.

Directioner watching a One Direction video without smiling, blushing, giggling, or laughing. "How are you straight-facing?!"

Anyone watching an ASPCA commercial without crying or frowning. "Dude, you're totally straight-facing."

by CrazyTalent April 11, 2013

frick fracking

The act of having sex.

Instead of making out, we should just skip to the frick fracking

by abagadol May 6, 2014

razzle fracking

A polite term for describing swearing while under duress.

An alternate version of Mutley's razzle frazzle

After much razzle fracking I finally managed to fix the computer with a large sledge hammer.

by Mutleysowner June 6, 2011