fossil brained

ur dumb ass shit bro

“your so fossil brained”

by bussybuttsayeee January 1, 2022

Fossil strip

To be a fat fossil/ weirdo.

Your a fossil strip.

by Fossil48 November 7, 2017

fossil bottom

an old, gay bottom that likes to get railed. often used to be considered a twink when younger. hole is loose and pliable.

Wow, what a gape! That old twink Brian has become a fossil bottom.

by bastardlybasic July 9, 2023

Dancing Fossils

By definition Dancing Fossils is a somewhat common sight you will see in warm weather retirement communities. Retirees can be seen hitting the dance floor of their favorite bar dancing to an old tune from their past . Hence they are dubbed Dancing Fossils by the locals.

eg Hey Larry, I see your Uncle Fred that just had a hip replacement is out on the dance floor with the rest of those old dancing fossils ! Larry replies ; yeah he can’t help himself, he heard Twist and Shout come on the jukebox and had to get out there

by King Yamayama January 31, 2025

meth fossil

If your drenched in sweat and you die the sweat cracks back and you become a meth fossil.

That tweaker needs to hydrate he's gonna turn to a meth fossil!!!

by Starsonelaine August 15, 2023

Fossilized racism

Generational racism found in the middle aged and elderly. They are honoring hate their parents gave them. Like any fossil, they try to hide - only to show up in weird places.

Angela was horrified to realized her father’s fossilized racism.

by Angiece June 23, 2020

Fossil Whore

Someone, particularly a female, who dates or fucks really old people.

I walked in on my dad fucking my wife. What a fossil whore.

by Rozz May 25, 2018