Molly Flopping

To drink down a Redline energy drink while already being high on weed.

"My bro and I got some redlines on our way to the party, and man we started molly flopping it in the car!"

by Walking with Giants July 30, 2012

Faptrishi (The Fapping Monk)

An ancient Hindu demigod who achieved Nirvana (Moksh) through masturbation.

A nameless monk; he meditated for 52 years on the peak of Mt. Nanga Parbat (literal translation : Naked Mountain) in the Himalayas before he perfected the art of Handless Masturbation.

After perfecting the fabled Handless Masturbation technique (commonly known as the 'Look Ma, No Hands!' technique), he jacked off for 13 days straight before the gods approved of his meditation and let him reach Nirvana.

They then bestowed upon him the demigod status and let him spill his jizz all over the "snow"-capped peaks of The Himalayas.

And as the sun set on the 13th day of his masturbation, did the gods smile upon his seed and grant him Nirvana.

Thus, the man was bestowed with the name Faptrishi (The Fapping Monk).

by XnxsVngl April 6, 2014

Fepping

When you, or somebody is not actually fapping, just fiddling around.

Professor : Taiko.......! what have I told you about fepping in my lectures!

Taiko : LOL sorry Sir!

by Taiko March 4, 2009

Floppington

The act of getting your genitals messaged by another male.

1. Ew you got floppington? So your gay?

2. That was some great gay, sensual, floppington my boyfriend gave me!

by The man in this bitch December 23, 2009

fapping

making your own fun

There's nothing to do....and I'm all alone......fapping time!!!

by boredlonelyman April 10, 2009

Fapping George

A Fapping George is someone who masturbates EXACTLY 69 times a month. No more or no less.

"Ahh that's 69 this month." "You Fapping George."

by Iroshimaru January 26, 2010

fapping

See fap.

by Diablos November 11, 2002