Shit-footed

A whole nother level of being shit faced.

You're so drunk, you can't even say shit faced. You are shit-footed!

by Balsams finest shitfoot March 13, 2011

fooped

when you start to fart and end up poopin, unlike shart where you think it's a fart but it's a wet shit.

Mike had some bad gas, and by the look on his face you could clearly see he fooped.

by cheapshot May 13, 2006

footed potato

A fat girl that resembles a potato with feet. Also known as a footed potato.

Hey Man look at that fatchick she looks like a damn footed potato.

by John Henryz June 28, 2010

Lead Footed Pepperoni Jackass

A pizza delivery driver who is speeding, driving recklessly, etc...

That Dumbinoes pizza driver is driving like a lead footed pepperoni jackass.

by JayyTheOrc December 18, 2019

forked

Another word for getting absolutely mortaled.

I'm going to get absolutely forked tonight. Grab the voddy let's go

by Rehanae June 9, 2018

fooker

(noun) "a fake hooker"; a woman who walks the streets looking for "clients" but is not associated with a pimp, ultimately just making her a whore

Rachel is such a fooker; She doesn't care if she makes money, she just wants to have sex.

by Coralex April 18, 2011

left-footed

A less offensive way of calling something or someone gay.

You know how I know your left-footed...you listen to Coldplay.

by ace1313 January 22, 2009