Floater

Beer at a bar or party that has tragically lost it's owner. A more politically correct wounded soldier.

Jeff: Did you leave that floater on the bar?
Pete: You know I'd never do that.
Jeff: Poor guy's gonna get tossed in the pork soda bucket now.
TP: I can't watch this, I'm going sky dumping

by The Cooker March 13, 2008

floaner

a flimsy boner is a penis in which the it is not quite fully erect or fully flaccid

Abel wanted to rail that skank one more time, but his floaner wasn't quite hard enough

by Abel Suarez October 24, 2006

Floater

A dead guy that is in the river or other body of water (floating of course) that is fun to poke with a stick

look at that floater lets poke him!

by gps93 November 24, 2009

floamer

noun; fecal matter that when forced from the anus by the rectal muscles appears to have the consistancy of foam, or a milkshake.

Did you see that 2 girls 1 cup clip, she let loose a floamer!

by sonofabird August 1, 2008

Dragon Flogger

A fictious video game made up by someone's friends in order to catch that person in a lie.

John- "Dude have you played the new Dragon Flogger game yet, I can't get past the second level!?"

Friend who lies about everything- "Yeah dude, that game is awesome. I totally beat it as soon as it came out!"

Friend 2- "No you haven't, because that game doesn't exist you douche! Why do you have to lie about EVERYTHING!"

by Milt the Stilt March 25, 2010

eye-floater

Those things that you see occasionally, and are like lines of nothing, created on the eye's photoshop.

Person 1: Hey man wha-
Person 2: Hey, whats wrong?
Person 1: Holy fuck! Theres a bomb in my eye!
Person 2: Silly man, thats just an eye-floater!

by bostonriot June 11, 2009

Floggerbosher

A floggerbosher is one that farts while taking a bath, catches the bubble and eats it.....

Ewwww, nasty....you ate your fart bubble in the bath tub? Your a floggerbosher !!!

by Gritsaneggs May 11, 2017