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Fintard

A retard who doesn't know sheet about portfolio theory but still keeps taking about finance, investments and salary traps by looking at stupid financial posts on social media.
Max : Hey carl, I will achieve financial freedom by investing in Stocks and Cryptos and bypass this rate race of salary and employment.

Carl : Okay tell me what is PE ratio ?

Max : WTF is that ?

carl : Nothing Fintard
by Paradox369 October 2, 2021
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Fintan

Also known as Bijumbas, or formerly, @kanye_west_swag_account on Instagram.

Is an intelligent, persevering, kind, understanding soul with an impeccable music taste, a lacklustre height and a passion for wasting money in online video-games and making nonsensical beats "inspired" by Yeezus, that are more akin to indie horror game music pieces. Maybe one day he will be a famous music producer, only time will tell.
Person 1: Oh my goodness! Is that Fintan? Also known as Bijumbas? or formerly, @kanye_west_swag_account on Instagram? Who is an intelligent, persevering, kind, understanding soul with an impeccable music taste, a lacklustre height and a passion for wasting money in online video-games and making nonsensical beats "inspired" by Yeezus, that are more akin to indie horror game music pieces?

Person 2: Quite frankly.

Person 1: Maybe one day he will be a famous music producer, only time will tell.
by bijumbas February 5, 2022
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fintan

is a mad person can sometime be slightly retarded loves drugs addicted to coke and weed fintan is very loving and generous friend he always looks out for his brothers and might give u free weed if u ask nicely
ask fintan he probably has meth
by fuckfuck December 22, 2021
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fintan

verb; to describe a way of ridiculously losing money on daft investments. As per poker player Fintan Hand who punts it off every day
I just fintan'd last weeks wages on Man United winning
by Supercoops January 6, 2022
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Fintastix

One who specialises in 30 second experiences.
Had some session wi ma bf last night, he pumped me like Fintastix
by tonguepunchmyfarter August 6, 2022
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Fintwit Straddle

Post both bullish and bearish tweets so that when it goes the correct way you appear smart and gain followers
Puru is always hedged, he plays the fintwit straddle perfectly
by JimBob3271 October 23, 2022
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fintle

I fintle when I get mad!
by fintleman March 20, 2023
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