Frozen Christchurch fault line 

While recieving a wristie a girl rubs an ice cube up and down the line of your arse and then randomly shoves it into your epicentre causing you to violently rumble and shake, spraying your load everywhere and finishing with your eyes rolled back in your head and sighing "oh oh christ"

Matt: "Thinking about doing the frozen Christchurch fault line with Kristie"

Ben: "too soon buddy, too soon"

Frozen Christchurch fault line by KiNGY_83 March 12, 2011

It all my fault

Obviously it is my fault the ex gf would never do ANYTHING wrong and "yep" its my fault. Also she never anything to make me feel bad or anything. And after we broke up her friends can call me a bitch but its fine i guess.

it all my fault

It all my fault by BIGG DIck October 31, 2022

It’s Siri’s Fault 

A definition used to prove that every horrible thing is caused by Siri.

I firmly believe that It’s Siri’s Fault for you know… everything

It’s Siri’s Fault by ISF September 15, 2023

de/fault pronouns 

a person who uses de/fault pronouns is typically found in comment sections promoting toxic masculinity, however on the inside they are very nice and cuddly and like shoving cucumbers up their bussy

person a: i use de/fault pronouns, take that lib

person b: oh ok i like your neopronouns, also what size do you like your cucumbers?

de/fault pronouns by bussy_smasher February 25, 2021

it’s your fault 

A saying used when a goalkeeper makes a serious error in a football match that leads to the team not keeping a clean sheet

“It’s your fault Joe” said Aidan after he threw away a clean sheet today

it’s your fault by Joe is shit September 15, 2018

Double fault 

1. Someone who's both fugly and an error

2. Extremely disadvantaged human being

3. Someone who's a complete failure of a person

1. Omg i seen a double fault tonight

2. Shes a complete double fault.

3. GADS!!! what a failure, oh worse, i mean double fault!!

Double fault by Error_of_a_boy August 4, 2009

it's-my-parents-fault-thing (impft)

what teenage girls say when their parents say "no" to something they really wanted to do.

k: hi girl, are you ok, you look sad.
a: yea, i know...i really wanted to go somewhere but my old-fashioned parents wouldn't let me.
k: really? is it one of those it's-my-parents-fault-thing (impft)?
a: kinda. it sucks.
k: hmm...impft... get over it.

it's-my-parents-fault-thing (impft) by k'me March 20, 2011