fuckass

only use this with really fucky situations

Karl: Hey Mark,Your sister has cancer. Mark: Ah fuckass.

by satans daughter.png June 16, 2018

Castaway Fuckass

Someone who resembles a washed up long haired dipshit.

Have you seen Michael, he looks so much like a castaway fuckass.

by IsaiahYoMomma May 30, 2021

fuckass

Any other guy, retarded as he may be, that's dickin' yo woman.

yeah man, Sancho's actin' a fuckass again, he best get out of the state if he wants to stay alive

by Chris...you don't really know my last name April 24, 2007

fuckass

annoying spamming troll

$mokey at GameOn is a complete fuckass

by BeanZ February 1, 2005

farkass

verb: to use a lot of words to say nothing at all, especially when you're trying to hide your ignorance on a topic

noun: one who regularly uses a lot of words to say nothing at all

etymology: talking out of your ass but stinking at it like a fart

Josh thought he could farkass his way through his presentation, but his professor immediately called him out on being unprepared.

I hate when that farkass calls a meeting: he just talks in circles for two hours.

by Lavender Ale May 10, 2011

fuckass

A complete failure who makes an ass of themself all the time.

I didn't qualify to be a National Merit Scholar because I'm such a fuckass!

by Jordan Lolo January 4, 2008

fuckass

Brown smears on your dick after anal sex.

I wiped the fuckass off my dick with your shirt before i stuck it in your wifes mouth.

by Drew Wolverton September 28, 2003