facerant

The art of monotonous ranting on your wall post. To the point that normal people's eyes glaze over while reading it. The content is so mind - numbing that everyone wonders if the writer is from earth.

An example of a facerant is ...

"Progress is hindered by subpar computer. Believe it is an appropriate time to strengthen the "tech" economy, and purchase something up to date. The faded letters of my keyboard bear the illustrious act of loyalty to this younger commitment. Five years is substantial right? So fatigued. I feel cheap."

by Ladi Di July 9, 2009

Covid Facemask

When your partner is eating your ass and your balls are draped over their nose covering both their nose and their mouth, making it difficult to breathe, and all they can smell is ass.

"I gave my girlfriend a Covid Facemask and almost killed her."

by Cameron Greene October 3, 2020

Korean Facemask

When your girlfriend shits in your scrotum and then you have her lie underneath your balls and drop her shit on her face.

Stacy: I'm feeling like a Korean Facemask tonight

by hannaharendt June 9, 2019

facebanked

Getting aquired by facebook

"My app got facebanked today, making me a billionaire" - app developer

by osuthorpe September 19, 2012

faceangster

facebook gangster. Peoplae on facebook or other social net works that act gangster by quoting gangster movies or general gangster slang

That dude is faceangster trying to be hard and putting up tough guy statuses

by jazzy s October 2, 2010

Facemail

the large amout of emails you get from facebook

after posting those pics from my birthday, i got like 700000 facemails

by jencat13 February 14, 2009

Facemace

To get someone with a Facebook account to send someone else on Facebook a message on your behalf.

I facemaced Jessica via Debbie, to tell her not to forget the chicken tonight, and that I couldn't text her because I'd lost my phone in a drunken brawl (and because I refuse to be on Facebook).

by dizzlemcnuc January 22, 2009