Erectile Missile

When you suck milk up through a straw and then squirt it at people, usually across a table or lunchroom. Normally for middle school brats.

Oh baby, you totally got erectile missile'd! You're completely covered in milk.

by School Marm December 2, 2009

Erectile Dysfunction

When ur peepee cant get hard cuz u watch 2 much porn. Ur dad likely has E.D. cuz hes an old fag and wants to phuck ur mommy but he has to take this little over priced pill called viagra so his dick can throb and he can bone ur mom.

Dad: Why my peepee not hard?
Mom: Cuz you watch 2 much pornhub and have Erectile Dysfunction.

by Masonw070204 October 8, 2018

Erectile dysfunction

Inability to get it up.

Everything about Paulie was dysfunctional and immature, no wonder he had so many insecurities to pick at, rather than weapons. His erectile dysfunction was a sign of his impotence, not only around the opposite sex, but as a human.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2021

Erectile

Your mother.

Daymn, whats up with that erectile?

Dude, thats one fine Erectile.

by dontforgetthewordsdouche April 19, 2011

I have erectile dysfunction

nnniiigggggaaaaa caattttttt

Paul: wanna have sex
George: I have erectile dysfunction

by ADaddylicious October 23, 2019

expectable

a word used to describe something that is both acceptable and expected

That's expectable

by kendra-o March 15, 2011

Erectile dysfunction

When you get a boner really easily. When you have erectile dysfunction you will see a single person and immediately get hard.

I have erectile dysfunction

by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019