excitedment

-- Prophetic excitement.

-- Speaking of future events that are expected to be of great excitement.

Listening to Texans speak of winter in the south:

Farmer: "howdy partner! i reckon' this weather is mighty chilly for these parts. i may take the little woman and move to mexico."
Partner: "I agree, this weather is horrible. I have to disagree about Mexico though. Don't you know that there is gang wars and abductions of u.s citizens. "
Wifey: "I'm with you!! And as far as getting abducted in Mexico...at least there would be some excitedment!! lol ;)"

by krimson513 January 22, 2011

Excicrement

A state of being in which you are so excited that you poop

Dude 1: That's so hilarious!!
Dude 2: (Agreeing) So hilarious!! Oh... Uh...
Dude 1: Excicrement?
Dude 2: (Waddling to bathroom) Yeah...

by Perry Winnwet March 25, 2010

Excrementionally

When something increases exponentially, yet exponentially shitty.

Yo man! How's prison?

It's going excrementionally well.

by BernieMakaveli May 31, 2016

Excrement Firecracker

Originally quoted by Jack Dylan Grazer. When one shoves a firecracker up their anus and lights it on fire with the wick sticking out of ones anus.

Harley: I’m going to commit Excrement Firecracker!

David: No! Don’t do it!
Harley: *Explodes from the inside out*

by cookiemonsterthepimp November 6, 2019

excrement

waste matter discharged from the bowels; feces.

the dog made a piece of excrement on the floor.

by 脚ぬください January 12, 2020

Excogement

Another word for excitement if you live in a council house.

“Omg it’s December 3rd tomorrow. I’m feeling the excogement.”

by Deathn0tes December 4, 2020

Hexcitement

Way of saying excitement/exciting in an African accent 😌

Person 1: I'm so excited for the new years party!
Person 2: Sameee, HEXCITEMENTTT

by AnitaaUzumaki December 29, 2021