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Zoom drunk

Over-indulging on adult beverages while engaged in online video chats with friends, family or colleagues
Person 1: It was great to connect with everyone last night over Zoom and drink the night away.
Person 2: Yes, we need to get Zoom Drunk more often.
by LukeListenLearn June 2, 2020
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robot drunk

the level of intoxication at which an individual can only beep and grunt.
Jason and Alison had too many vodkas last night, and they both ended up robot drunk.
by Rusanova September 13, 2010
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Drunkelstiltskin

A person who when you're drunk you can only guess their name.
The next round is on Drunkelstiltskin.
by Cocktail Sauce #1 February 20, 2009
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Drunk as a fiddler's bitch

A Victorian English description. Fiddlers were usually paid with food and drink at social events, as were their wives or mistresses. Since the women didn't have to work by playing music, they tended to drink heavily. By the end of the event, they'd be far drunker than anybody who had to pay, or the fiddler himself.
Man, if I hadn't been drunk as a fiddler's bitch, I never would have taken that grenade for you at the club.
by SteelBeach71 April 27, 2014
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Charlie the drunk guinea pig

A character created by Smosh (Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla) who is a british guinea pig and is often drunk. He has his own twitter and answers questions. And he's pretty fucking awesome. YA POOFS!
Dude 1: Hey, did you see this week's Smosh episode? It had Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig!

Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig: Shut up and get me some booze, ya poof!
by SneakersGirl July 10, 2010
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Drunken Karaoke

When a female is going down on a male, and she so drunk she can't seem to put the penis into her mouth, yet she's moaning at it as it sloshes around her face. This is usually accompanied with a fair amount of saliva which in turn, smears her hair onto her face and looks like sweat from a live concert performance.
My god. Last night was insane! She totally did a drunken karaoke.
by -djb- April 7, 2011
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Fake drunk

When someone has had one or two drinks, and they over exaggerate how drunk they actually are, often by saying things like "Wow, I'm just so drunk!", or "Sorry if I'm acting weird right now, I'm just really really drunk!".
"Sally has had two beers, and now she's going around telling everyone how drunk she is... She's such a fake drunk"

"James just called me to say hello from his party. He's fake drunk. He kept apologizing to me for 'drunk calling', but he only had one beer."
by Mr. Schade September 21, 2013
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