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attraction to douchettes

a hot boys attraction to a preppy, good-girl, Abrecrombie-wearing girl who gets into boys heads that makes them wear sweaters and turn into chicks with dicks.
"that boy has just an attraction to douchettes, i bet his penis got smaller just looking at her"
by hellzyaimasexybitch October 9, 2009
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douchattude

Having an attidude of a total douche.
You better put your douchattude in check before coming out with us tonight.
by shenenagens April 7, 2009
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Douchecenso

A person whom is both a huge douche and lacks common sense.
A friend incapable of formulating intelligent thoughts and at the same time is a complete douche.
A person whos douche level far exceeds that of the second largest douche in the room.
God mikey this party would be so much better if you werent being such a douchecenso.
I thought douche carmody was in the room the that douchecenso showed up.
by Alpha zeta June 3, 2009
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Doucheberg

A doucheberg is a guy (or sometimes girl) who seems like an awesome, thoughtful, sensitive person on the surface, but underneath they're a ginormous, iceberg-sized douchebag. You usually don't find out until it's too late.

A special kind of douchebag that resembles an iceberg in its douchiness.
Girl 1: I went out with Paul last night, what a gentlemen! I think I'll got out with him again.

Girl 2 (who knows Paul): Yeah, be warned, that's just the tip of the doucheberg...he's probably acting like that so you'll sleep with him.
by HarleyQuinnFTW August 5, 2012
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Douchetegrity

Always doing the douchey thing even when no one is watching
Used just like Integrity except in a Douchey situatuion.

Alex side swiped that Prius and didn't leave a note. That man has impeccable douchetegrity.
by SkimBuddy March 28, 2013
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Douchetee

A goatee with no mustache
"Frank shaved the mustache off his goatee, now he's just got a douchetee"
by Ragier Kage March 28, 2015
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douchecentral

a place where large numbers of douchebags gather to do douchebag activities
aussie joe: hey man wana go to india for a holiday
aussie bob: nah man thats douchecentral
aussie joe: fukn aye
by aussie bob89 February 2, 2010
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