Doucheberg

A doucheberg is a guy (or sometimes girl) who seems like an awesome, thoughtful, sensitive person on the surface, but underneath they're a ginormous, iceberg-sized douchebag. You usually don't find out until it's too late.

A special kind of douchebag that resembles an iceberg in its douchiness.

Girl 1: I went out with Paul last night, what a gentlemen! I think I'll got out with him again.

Girl 2 (who knows Paul): Yeah, be warned, that's just the tip of the doucheberg...he's probably acting like that so you'll sleep with him.

by HarleyQuinnFTW August 5, 2012

douchemonger

a person who is basically a turd....a kind of a dork........you say this to people you really wanna rag on.........or a person who hordes all the douche for himself for some unknown reason

1andrew: Chris why are you such a douchemonger?

20Chris: I dont know man i just love the douche.....

1andrew:no i meant why are you such a turd but thats sick

20Chris:yeah man youre right i am a douchemonger

by so not andrew May 10, 2009

douchemonger

Noun, a person who is a douche times ten.

"Georgia, you are a douchemonger."

by HPFanatic August 22, 2009

douchecentral

a place where large numbers of douchebags gather to do douchebag activities

aussie joe: hey man wana go to india for a holiday
aussie bob: nah man thats douchecentral
aussie joe: fukn aye

by aussie bob89 February 2, 2010

douchemegly

Literal: Enlargement of a douche.

Noun: One who is a giant douchebag.

When J. took his patient outside so he could smoke while his non-smoking patient watched, he was labeled as a douchemegly.

by Word maker-upper April 11, 2010

Douchewench

a person.

What a douchewench.

by cheesygorditacrunch1 April 25, 2010

douchemunch

like a douchebag who is also a buttmunch

dude, stop being a douchemunch.

by missbetty29 March 7, 2014