douchebomb

A word or phrase that, when used in conversation, lets everyone know you are a giant douche. Usually a French word used in poor context by an uppity white male.
Coined by the giant vat of douchewater known as "Luke" from Luke and Posey.

Douche: Workin till 9 again, huh? C'est la vie!
You: Nice douchebomb, douche.

Douche: This yogurt has a certain 'Je-ne-sais-quoi'.
You: Douchebomb!

"Sans" followed by any word other than "serif" is also a douchebomb.

by a_different_luke_entirely January 28, 2008

Douchebreeder

A heterosexual who embodies all negative traits of heterosexuals, especially male ones.

I feel uncomfortable around Mike with his popped collar, fake tan, and Axe body spray; he's such a douchebreeder.

by A Cow Told Me To Write This January 19, 2011

Douchebot

Douchebot is a fictional series of robots designed specifically for providing douches to the general public. The latest model design is currently the Douchebot 5000. This model introduced new innovations, such as the Fish-O-Meter, which utilizes sensors specifically for detecting unclean female genitalia.

"Douchebot is ready. Please prepare for service."

"You hear that Shelly got chased down by a Douchebot?"
"Yeah, man. That's why they be calling her Smelly Shelly! That ho stanks!"

by Some Kids Call Him Zombie November 9, 2012

Doucheberg

lameness of Titanic proportions

The way he dresses is really just the tip of the doucheberg.

by Civixen March 9, 2008

douchehog

The gelled-up spiky hairstyle worn by douchebags who think it will make women want them. Named as a portmanteau of "douchebag" and "hedgehog".

Brad finally grew out his douchehog. Do you think he'll straighten out now?

by umasszomb April 13, 2009

douchehound

A guy that will dance or get naughty with the most disgusting girl in the joint (most likely looks so dirty you assume shes needs to douche)

"Man look at mike with that girl Man he's such a douchehound "

by Nick February 23, 2004

douchebox

the female form of a douchebag. commonly used for that girl who is just a dick.

"I can't believe she blew up my spot. What a douchebox."

by jpmizzo February 24, 2010