Dook Muffin

1. Placing your little shits onto a muffin pan and placing them into the oven, letting them cook for about 5 minutes on 400 Degrees Fahrenheit, thus you have your dook muffin.

2. Someone whose asshole is ripped open by a giant dook.

" I feel like having a good old dook muffin today "

" I took the biggest dook today and it came out like a dook muffin "

by Vendon March 26, 2009

dookie ninja

Someone who surreptitiously defecates in public by shaking the dookie out of his pant leg and letting it plop on the floor.

I was shopping at Wal-mart and saw a dookie ninja at the check out lane.

by reverend megaton August 11, 2011

Poot Dookie

A devastatingly unsuccessful attempt to break wind, whereby the intangible gas becomes a cross between a tangible solid and liquid. More simply described as "a fart you can't trust".

1. - After night of heavy drinking, Jeff's repetitious farting ended in heart break when he poot dookied.

2. - Dude, I know you pooted an hour ago, but the car still smells like dookie, are you sure you didn't poot dookie?

by MckPDAliPD October 26, 2009

dookie dumplins

Black version of teabagging

Holy shit! That girl just got both of Tyrone's balls in her mouth. She just had her first order of dookie dumplins!

by dirty duck October 23, 2012

Spooky dookie

When your taking a poop and the lights turn off.

When the light cut off I was taking a poop and in that moment I realized I realized I was a victim of a spooky dookie.

by I don’t remember July 27, 2019

donks

to pull a donks: to do strange things to PWN PWN PWN!!!!

ask donks.

by someone who cares :D November 9, 2003

blast-a-dookie

To defecate with urgency and explosive force. To expel fecal matter in a timely fashion.

Every morning after a cup of coffee and a cigarette,I have to blast-a-dookie.

by J.L.Willis July 26, 2003