artful dodger

someone who makes it sound as if they want to get involved in doin something but wen it comes down to it dey alwayz find some way ta bail out of it; or someone who always seems to have "something else" to do, no matter wat time of day or nite it iz; or someone who can get out of ANYTHING ta save their own ass

Sid: Oh yea dude! that party soundz hella tyte
Nate: aight dude, lets hit it up, ill come get u in 10
Sid: aww dude, i cant... i got hella shit ta do ryte now
(sid is one muthafuckin artful dodger)

by bassjo007 March 25, 2007

Cunt Dodger

is a male celebrity who is a closeted homosexual who avoids any sexual contact with a female

Remember when Clay Aiken was a Cunt Dodger

by GeniusQBN June 20, 2011

Schlong Dodger

a person who purposely avoids the penis

ie- A lesbian

Two guys approach two girls at a bar their flirting attempts have no impact.
Male 1- I think these girls could be Schlong Dodgers
Male 2- I agree

You are walking down the street and see two butch women holding hands "Schlong Dodgers"

by Akyaky January 08, 2012

Coffin Dodger

Anyone over the age of 65 who is always moaning, always in the way and should be dead!

There was a queue of coffin dodgers outside the post office on tuesday morning.

by Mattuuu March 10, 2006

picture dodger

Someone who will never show a picture of him/herself to one.

Ivan is a picture dodger

by erock? December 31, 2005

Pussy Dodger

A Slang Term For A Homo-sexual Male that Avoids Pussy (Vagina) At All Cost.

You Know He's Gay right, a straight up pussy dodger.

If your girl wants you to beat it up then quit do it stop being a lil' pussy dodger!

by Christian "Lissen" August 01, 2005

pussy dodger

When a man pretends to go for a woman's pussy, even sticking it in a bit, but then "falling out" and intentionally cramming his wang in her ass, thereby broadening her sexual horizons.

She thought I was just going to stick it to her missionary style, but I was a pussy dodger.

by Some white dude May 22, 2006