Quandale Dingle

A Quandale Dingle is an advanced technique employed at the high school level of football in which a player of below average height but above average weight for a given position is given the football usually as part of a larger trick play. It is often employed in desperate game situations where the chances of winning are slim. The move was named after one of the greatest high school offensive guards of all time, Quandale Dingle, but its use in game scenarios is highly controversial as its overall effectiveness depends almost entirely on the motivation of the player with the ball. It has also lead to some high-profile career ending injuries, which is why its use has not been adopted at the college or NFL levels.

Football Player 1: (Looks to the sidelines) Oh no.
Football Player 2: What's wrong? What's the play call?
Football Player 1: Coach is calling for a Quandale Dingle.
Football Player 2: God be with us.

by Doroille Longfellow March 22, 2022

quandale dingle

goofy ahh name

person 1: u seen quandale dingle?
person 2: thats one goofy ahh name

by quandale dingleberry March 2, 2022

Dinklet

When your woman's being a dick

You: Hey sweetie, let's go on a date tonight.
Her: I'm still mad at you for not helping me with the dishes last night...
You: Please don't be a dinklet!

by goodlord! December 23, 2014

Dinkleberg

Dinkleberg is Dad's neighbour in The Fairly Odd Parents who he blames for most of his problems.

Dad often says, "Dinkleberg..." in a low voice.

House burned down?

Dinkleberg...

Can't find your socks?

Dinkleberg...

by OhMyKittens March 29, 2012

Quandale Dingleberry james bartholomew the 3rd farting anderson

A hot guy

Man he looks a lot like Quandale Dingleberry james bartholomew the 3rd farting anderson right now

by IzzerYes April 16, 2022

dickless trap

Basically the father that abandoned you, but in the body of an anime girl with an oem vagina. Extremely hot, will fix your car, beat your ass. Seems like a trap, but isn't. XX, feminine features, though high in Testosterone.

"She always has these boyfriends with daddy issues"
"Obviously, she's a dickless trap after all"

by src101 January 13, 2022

Dingle dang

A very long, yet very slim penis. Usually in the form of a Duck's corkscrew penis.

I had quite the dingle dang in the olden days.

by Skanago:g December 28, 2014