Dickstracted

When the male genitalia and the sex connected is so good everything happening in life is forgotten.

e.g. : ,, Damn Jasmin, I been si dickstracted that I forgot to pick up my kids!"

by #1#1 January 22, 2021

Dickscrepancy

When a man has very big hands, very big feet or is big and tall but his pinis is very small.

So you know Dave... well i hate to break it to you but the guy has a major dickscrepancy

by Lilonelu November 21, 2011

dicksappointed

to be disappointed in the size of a lover's penis.

Susie was dicksappointed by Johnny's member.

by the real cool dude March 29, 2016

Dickscription

1) When you are recommended yams to slay by a third party.

2) When she is enthralled by the girth but cannot manage to describe it using her words.

Heidi gave Will and I a dickscription.

by Dr Velociraptor September 22, 2016

dickslap

A long home run in the game of baseball.

"That was about a 600 foot dickslap"

by SharperRock June 2, 2017

Dickstacted

Dickstracted.distacted by a fine girl.

That fool got dickstacted and left us.

by Motaknova817 April 3, 2020

Dickslap sandwich

Recipe to serve a FUCKING policeman; use your imagination for the rest.

He said “I’ll serve that pig on the tax payers money a dick slap sandwich”.

Dickslap sandwich

by Dickslapsandwich May 9, 2022