DickLickSick

Someone who claims they are Dislectsic but they are just really Sick of Licking Dicks. This is usually done to get a free laptop from the school.

Big John was the founder of DickLickSick disease (and left school with a £1500 Sony laptop)

by PrezMeister January 1, 2008

Dicklicking Nightmare Of Shame

An alcohol induced blackout during which Heterosexual males may or may not have partaken in Homosexual activities, for all they know.

Holy shit, Frank. What'd I do last night? Complete Dicklicking Nightmare of Shame!

by Dezrespect May 12, 2007

Dicklett

To define the behavior of a certain douchebag.It can also be used as a insult to people and meant to be confusing as fuck.
Created as a clever way to confuse foes in the heat of battle.

"My teacher assigns us homework all the time hes such a dicklett"

"You know your a fucking dicklett"???"that guy just called me a dicklett?"

"DICKLETT!" ........."wha"??

by bucket-master69 January 19, 2015

Dicktitude

Referring to the male of the human species when he's being a jerk or a tool and he's giving attitude as if he's experiencing male PMS.
Or: When a male thinks he's "all that"

I was trying to be reasonable with him but he had such Dicktitude that he was impossible to deal with!

He approached me with such Dicktitude that it was easy for me to turn him down.

by CydInSLC January 18, 2011

dicklicker

someone who kisses up to someone

ay man quit suckin up to that nigga u startin to be a dicklicker

by johs May 24, 2008

Dickline

A period of time in which a person gets significantly less sex than usual; a decline in one's sex life.

"Now that Jim and I broke up, my life has been on the dickline, if you know what I mean."

"There has been a slight dickline in my sex life lately."

by StarQueenBitch April 11, 2010

Dicklete

The category for male genitalia when it is bellow 3 nanometers.

William's genitalia is 2 nanometers. William has a dicklete.

by TallRetardedKid February 1, 2020