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dicktator

a person who drills a hole in a potato puts the potato on his dick with a paper bag on his head and runs in the direction the dicktator points
he was a dicktator for halloween.
by deacon012005 July 12, 2007
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Dickmatic

Dickmatic is opposite of automatic.

When a man cant get laid and must manually simulate to stimulate his desire to bust a fucking nutella on or in anything their sexual imagination can concock. There is always an option of it being done like mammals, as they do on the Dickscovery Channel! it is considered Dickmatic.
The lonely man walks aimlessly long after last call looking for stragglers, in fear of the realization that he will have a dickmatic experience.

The dickmatic addict, was caught raw handed watching a midget fuckin a rabbit because its a habbit.

The dickmatic requirement is to have a set of extremities including a dick all sizes will dickmatic!! have fun dicking mattically
by The Septic Sinnerz September 6, 2013
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dickmatized

To be extremely fond of the cock. To love the dick, to want the dick,to have the dick,to be one with the dick. happy go lucky,optimistic all from the magic stick.
starr stopped being a cunt to everyone, and started being really nice and sweet, she is hella dickmatized
by starrlp January 10, 2008
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dickmate

A gay guy's partner?
Joe and Bob are dickmates.
by TheDudeThatIs July 28, 2005
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Dickeating

When someone is being hella annoying and won’t stfu about something.
Yo micheal would not stop dickeating about how me and maggie hu last night. Man wouldn't shut up about it. It’s like he wants her to himself.
by Shrekshorsecock69 June 16, 2020
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Dickhacker

A female that tries to stop a man from getting any ass.
Guy 1: Yo man she is a straight dickhacker.. She tried to stop my fuck game bruh..

Guy 2: Yea.. She made me lose this tight little piece ass I was working on.. She straight dickhacking!!
by Tampa Nigha November 16, 2009
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Dickhanded

When something is stolen from you right as you were going to pick it up.

jacked swiped
I was reaching for the remote but my bother dickhanded it and put on some cartoons.
by Satansballsakk August 6, 2010
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