dicklickingsonofagun

a stupid fucking queer that follows people around and kisses ass and licks dicks!!!

Linsey Taylor is a dicklickingsonofagun!

by LiLB March 24, 2005

Dickflick

To 'flick' a 'dick'
Can be used to either describe an action or a person. Can also be used as a command.

1- Thomas, you jerk, you needa a good dicklflick!

2- Gawd, Henry is a waste of space, stupid dickflick.

3- Stfu and go dickflick, perv!

by Magnimar February 24, 2004

dicktricked

When one is lured into something using sexual means but then ends up with nothing.

"I came here because there were hot chicks in the ad but all I see are grumpy old men."

"lmao, u got dicktricked."

by haohao December 10, 2016

dickflickel

When you touch your dick first thing in the morning.

I dickflickel every morning.

by JetCrewFan August 9, 2017

DickTrick

When you meet a Thai lady with a dick.

Dude! The other day I was in Thailand and I got DickTricked!

by psuedocrack February 21, 2018

spinning dickflick

Whenever you make a girl hold her head off the bed, hold you dick to the side, jump up and turn around, and whenever you get to her face, let go of your dick and let it slap her

What's that on your face Janet?
Oh Jerry hit me with the spinning dickflick

by The Lorde Lyte Skin May 4, 2018

dickfuck all

A way of saying nothing implying a negative tone, usually of agravation. Generally used when some one is bored and wants something to do or if some gave a lot of effort for no profit.

Ex 1

Guy 1: Hey man, what are you up to?
Guy 2: Dickfuck all, wanna grab a beer?

Ex 2

Girl 1: How much did'ya win at the casino?
Girl 2: Dickfuck all!

by Dusty Bannister March 8, 2007