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DEUSENBERRY TIME

DEUSENBERRY TIME
Also know as
rubbing one out
spanking the monkey
petting the one eyed snake
jackin it
petting the one eyed monster
draining the lizard
beat the meat
and so on

New form of masturbation
in 4 eazy to do steps
1. look at porn
2. slap your hand on the desk (palm up)
3. thrust forward through hand
4. DONE!!!!!!!!!

Example on youtube
DEUSENBERRY TIME, masturbation, beat the meat, draining the lizard, rubbing one out, spanking the monkey
by TM-140'I' May 5, 2010
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deusch guido

when a faggot wigger dresses up like a sapranos
caleb gall is a deusch guido sometimes.
by noltad eggits March 8, 2008
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deuscher

Some one who consistantly acts like a deusche bag.
"Man that guy never leaves a tip!"

"What a deuscher!"
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Deusa

A beautiful, funny and amazing girl. Her sense of humor will literally make you shit your pants and then she’ll be there to help you clean up because she’s that caring.
She will discuss movies with you at 3 am and will make ice cream for breakfast.
Man, that girl is such a Deusa! We have to marry!!!1!1!1
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deushumanus

29 Latin: Deus - God; humanus - human.

Name of a gentleman. Look up instagram, and you'll find him. The only one. Pure sigma male, sometimes dominant among the group. His likes are men patriotic towards him and he dislike those who are against him (please don't go against him if you wanna lead a happy life). He is a perfect role model for modern men. He doesn't belong to any cult, he likes to make his own. His a idol to follow and God to praise. He is god. He is human. He is perfect.
1: Hey, you follow deushumanus?
2(loser): no
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deusche

receptacle used to cleanse one's vaginal area after rough, vigorous sex.
Raquel's deusche didn't quite fit.
by Avi Mintz March 19, 2004
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deusche bag

Someone who is known for always saying or doing something that makes you just shake your head and glare at them like they are some kind of retard. Someone with very bad social skills.
Mike- "You know Sammy is the one who told the teacher she forgot to assign us homework."

Bill- "Man, what a deusche bag."
by rambo tootles December 13, 2008
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