Demolition Derby

A hat that looks normal, but causes severe head trauma

Man 1: Dude, what happened to your head?
Man 2: For April Fools' Day, my jackass roommate got me a Demolition Derby

by Matt |2 May 9, 2006

debold

turd; named for my wife's ex husband, who is the shits

There are too many debolds in the toilet. No wonder it won't flush.

by Flyweight November 10, 2017

defoliating the victory garden

Trimming of one's pubic hair.

If Sally wants wear a bikini, she should consider defoliating the victory garden.

by G Brown December 7, 2007

Derel

Derel is a sexcc && not homeless

"Derel is a sexy man"

by Itzyagurllll November 6, 2019

demolition permit

When your going out on a date with a girl that you want to have rough sex with. You can ask one of your boys to apply for a demo permit.

ex. Yo I'm going out with Molly tonight, I'm gonna need to pull a demolition permit for that A**!

by BronxBomber November 12, 2014

Demolition derby

A demolition derby is when 3 or more guys get an erection and ram them into each other like a demolition derby.

Daniel, Austen and Payton were involved in a demolition derby on Saturday night. Only one came out clean.

by Atuckinyourbutt August 15, 2016

demolish

1.To destroy something, usually in a short amount of time
2. To beat the shit out of someone

1. I destory cities when I get pissed off. PEEHEEHEE!
2. My alter-ego stole my body and forced my to demolish that carnie.

by Krazy K October 20, 2003