Cucumber boy

A boy who wears exclusively green clothes, often striped. They commonly are very pale with an ill-looking greenish tint to their skin (think Roger Klotz from the 90s cartoon Doug). Much akin to an Eboy, but greener.

Person 1: What are your thoughts on Joe's new cucumber boy style?
Person 2: It's pathetic, he walks around looking like a fucking pickle.

by Bruguerman August 19, 2020

Cucumber Delight

The act of someone inserting a cucumber in another's asshole.

Aaron: What did you do with her last night?

Mike: I showed her whats up, and gave her some cucumber delight.

by METALxMIKE March 7, 2009

Cucumber Salad

Getting a reach around while having your salad tossed.

She started out tossing my salad, but she totally gave me cucumber salad!

by ZeeLeader July 22, 2011

Cucumbering

To get a cucumber and forcefully shove it up a hole on a humanoid and wiggle or rub in a up and down motion until it is very moist then licking it

I told the alien cucumbering was fun and he said he wants to try it

by Jimcucumberbatchman March 27, 2017

Electric Cucumber

(1) a vibrator (2) Also, a windows font. This is a good gift to give to emma simpson

I broke my electric cucumber!

by Josh Red February 10, 2005

Cumcumber

A talking butterfly. Most commonly seen when you are high on dope, but can sometimes be seen after smoking terrible weed.

"Is that what I think it is?" Mr. Happy asked.
"OH MY GOD, A CUMCUMBER!" Mr. High answered.
"Be my friend..." the Cumcumber lures.

by Miss Happy January 8, 2009

cucumber squats

A term used to describe a girl ridin your dick

zambo: y,y,y,you see that girl?
beanz: yeah, what about her?
zambo: Chances i got her to do some cucumber squats in the basement last night?
beanz: zero.

by beanzdaddy December 15, 2008