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El Cucuy

My dad after I change the temperature on the AC.
El Cucuy came for me with the belt and I’m still running to this day.
by Merriam Webster JR’s son March 18, 2021
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Sicko mode on my cucumber

After my girlfriend dumped me, I had to remember how to go sicko mode on my cucumber so I wouldn’t get too lonely.
by tyreethus_mento January 1, 2019
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cucumbers

Long green vegetables that can be used in salads or as a dildo. Common among stuck-up jill-offs and crotchety old ladies.
Alex said he saw Mrs. Duboise buy the 6 longets cucumbers at the Fruit Market yesterday morning.
by RatchetBoo June 20, 2003
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cucumber cucumber cock

A commonly forgotten elicit teenage sex game. The homoerotic equivalent of Duck Duck Goose; it involves one erect cock and several other steamed cucumbers. The player (gender is personal preference) must be blindfolded and tries to call out the cock among the cucumbers. Note: Alcohol consumption can either make this game good fun or a complete disaster.
Mom: Son! Did you play Duck Duck Goose today at daycare?!
Child (with a look of shame and anxiousness): No... we played Cucumber Cucumber Cock...
by supplecheeks June 9, 2007
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cucumber burp

A burp that leaves a rancid rotten cucumber taste in ones mouth and a foul petrid smell, in rare cases can be followed by cucumber gas and a slight green pigment in the skin but only in rare cases.
Can be cause by a reoccuring chilhood trauma or just an allergic reaction to cucumbers, Or any related cucumber foods or thoughts.
Can also be used to describe any foul tasting and smelling burp.

Only one known case has been documented about someone suffering from this, however it was ruled that the condition was more mental disorder then physical allergy.

Can be used to tell someone they haven't let go of the past and its starting to sicken everything around them
the drunk next to me burped and its smelled like a cucumber burp.

your relationship smells like a cucumber burp
by roman331 October 14, 2009
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cucumber

Dangerous dildo for one who is gay. Emergency rooms report numerous cases were aggresive users got carried away with the veggie, had it slipout of their hands, and turn sideways in the colon. Only a doctor could remove it.
The embarrassment of having the cucumber removed from LeRoy's ass was worse than the medical procedure it took to retrieve the lost veggie.
by Richard Black May 1, 2005
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captain cucumber

this describes anyone who has used a cucumber as a sexual instrument(usually through the rectum) rather than a vegetable
random guy: ''hey! how long do you take in the bathroom man''

other random guy (in bathroom): ''umn.....not long'' (groans)

1st random guy: (opens bathroom door and witnesses a large cucumber hanging from the other random guys ass with a dumbstruck look on his face)
''oh my god, CAPTAIN CUCUMBER, i knew it!
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