Crooked Hillary

Any female who does not have the same beliefs as you. See Lyin' Ted

Dude, she believes in the Flying Spaghetti Monster! What a crooked hillary!

Crooked Hillary by Atwoodjer November 11, 2016

Crooked Fence

A sexual position. Another modified Wobbly H. A group orgy, where the first and last members are guys. Thus, creating 2 fence posts, which have crooked girls (fence beams) in between them. Patented from the Wobbly H club, Overland Park, KS chapter in association with Las Vegas, NV chapter.

"Those girls fell victim to the crooked fence."

Crooked Fence by Ryan January 20, 2004

crooked cunt 

Tilted cervix. Where a woman's cervix tilts toward the rear of her body instead of towards the front of her body. This results in a male partner feeling like he is bottoming out in her vagina.

"Dude, I was hittin it so hard, I felt I was bottoming out, It's like she's got a crooked cunt or something."

crooked cunt by schonstraws October 23, 2012

crooked teeth

A code used to alert males to very large boobs without alerting their wives.

That girl has some crooked teeth.

crooked teeth by rwilly July 15, 2009

Crooked LLama 

Very large erect penis that curves to one side, and shoots a massive load.

I gave Jim some head last night. His crooked llama spit all over my face.

Crooked LLama by coolarrow7 January 17, 2011

crooked slut 

A dishonest slut that tries to get with everyman to sleep with them and take their money

Fuck you, you crooked slut bitch!

crooked slut by FlyAway July 23, 2011

crooked dick 

a penis that leans to the right or left, noticeable when sitting with boxers down to jackoff or on back with boxers off, often caused by unskilled masturbating, excessive force, or freak growth

crooked dick tip is caused by reckless circumcision

his crooked dick was cause for much embarrassing fumbling

crooked dick by fucked up cock April 9, 2012